Aches. Pains. And Pissed Rage

$20.00

Has your body also started to give you the not-so-subtle hints that aging is happening? Has your social feed suddenly filled up with somatic yoga and stretching techniques, while your mind is still in its I-don’t-need-to-stretch-before-working-out era?

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

Has your body also started to give you the not-so-subtle hints that aging is happening? Has your social feed suddenly filled up with somatic yoga and stretching techniques, while your mind is still in its I-don’t-need-to-stretch-before-working-out era?

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.