Awake Since 3AM Rage
Being awake at 3AM used to mean one thing - you’d had a fantastic night that was turning into a fantastic morning. And the only reasons to see that time on your phone were to text your friend that your date had gone very well, or to order drunken pizza. Now we get to see 3AM no good reason. Now we’re just wide awake with the quiet frenzy of our thoughts.
Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.
10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.
Being awake at 3AM used to mean one thing - you’d had a fantastic night that was turning into a fantastic morning. And the only reasons to see that time on your phone were to text your friend that your date had gone very well, or to order drunken pizza. Now we get to see 3AM no good reason. Now we’re just wide awake with the quiet frenzy of our thoughts.
Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.
10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.
Being awake at 3AM used to mean one thing - you’d had a fantastic night that was turning into a fantastic morning. And the only reasons to see that time on your phone were to text your friend that your date had gone very well, or to order drunken pizza. Now we get to see 3AM no good reason. Now we’re just wide awake with the quiet frenzy of our thoughts.
Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.
10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.