Metabolism Drop Rage

$20.00

We didn’t even touch the brownie, but somehow it managed to find itself in the new spare tire that made a home where our waistline once was - despite maintaining our workouts, and counting steps and calories. it’s going to take time to accept this new normal. In meantime, we’re hangry.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

We didn’t even touch the brownie, but somehow it managed to find itself in the new spare tire that made a home where our waistline once was - despite maintaining our workouts, and counting steps and calories. it’s going to take time to accept this new normal. In meantime, we’re hangry.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.