Overthinking. And Not Drinking Rage

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The anxiety that accompanies perimenopause is like the zit that appeared on prom night - unfucking* needed! And you know what else is unfucking needed? The inability to enjoy a few little sips of wine to relax without feeling like you can’t function for weeks.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

*Apologies to anyone who is offended by the language but we’re talking about rage here.

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The anxiety that accompanies perimenopause is like the zit that appeared on prom night - unfucking* needed! And you know what else is unfucking needed? The inability to enjoy a few little sips of wine to relax without feeling like you can’t function for weeks.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

*Apologies to anyone who is offended by the language but we’re talking about rage here.

The anxiety that accompanies perimenopause is like the zit that appeared on prom night - unfucking* needed! And you know what else is unfucking needed? The inability to enjoy a few little sips of wine to relax without feeling like you can’t function for weeks.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

*Apologies to anyone who is offended by the language but we’re talking about rage here.