Step Counting Chaos Rage

$20.00

Who hasn’t been infuriated by the slow accumulation of steps on a busy day? No one wants to go outside at 10pm or do laps around their kitchen to make it to 10,000 after a long day. Why don’t our racing thoughts add to our step counts?

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

Who hasn’t been infuriated by the slow accumulation of steps on a busy day? No one wants to go outside at 10pm or do laps around their kitchen to make it to 10,000 after a long day. Why don’t our racing thoughts add to our step counts?

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.