Zero Patience for Loud Chewing Rage

$20.00

Chewing. Chomping. Grinding teeth. Any jaw-related noise is off limits. And, quite frankly, we have no patience for anything and suffer no fools. If we’re showing up, we expect everyone else to be at the same level. Also, please stop eating in meetings.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

Chewing. Chomping. Grinding teeth. Any jaw-related noise is off limits. And, quite frankly, we have no patience for anything and suffer no fools. If we’re showing up, we expect everyone else to be at the same level. Also, please stop eating in meetings.


Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.


10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.